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The Battle of Bad Pickup Lines
February 2, 2026 8:30 PM
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Event Description:
The Suited Groundhog presents a different take on Boast Rattle. Comics (many of them couples) compete over who can write the best crappy pickup lines in the spirit of Valentines Day
About Grove 34
- 🎟️ All tickets are general admission. Seating is first come first serve. Doors typically open 15 mins prior to show time.
- 🚇 N, W Trains to the Broadway stop. Alternate R, M to Stienway.
- 🚗 Street Parking is available. Best bets are on 31st St and Broadway, which are metered but free after 7pm.
- 💵 Refunds only available more than 7 days prior to show.
- ♿ Grove 34 is wheelchair accessible. THAT ONE GOOGLE REVIEW WAS BEFORE WE GOT A RAMP!
- 🍺 Our bar serves beer, wine and alcohalic seltzers as well as several non-a drinks. BYOB is allowed with a $20 corking fee.
- 🎥 Video recording of any kind is prohibited without the express permission of the performer. Photography is encouraged and feel free to tag us 😉
Event Discription:
The Suited Groundhog presents a different take on Boast Rattle. Comics (many of them couples) compete over who can write the best crappy pickup lines in the spirit of Valentines Day
The Suited Groundhog presents a different take on Boast Rattle. Comics (many of them couples) compete over who can write the best crappy pickup lines in the spirit of Valentines Day. Jokes include: flirting, self-deprecation, backhanded compliments, supplication and more! Come out and find out who goes to bed a winner and who sleeps on the couch! 100% of proceeds will be donated to the Epilepsy Foundation