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The Battle of Bad Pickup Lines

February 2, 2026 8:30 PM

Event Description:

The Suited Groundhog presents a different take on Roast Rattle. Comics (many of them couples) compete over who can write the best crappy pickup lines in the spirit of Valentines Day
The Suited Groundhog presents a different take on Boast Rattle. Comics (many of them couples) compete over who can write the best crappy pickup lines in the spirit of Valentines Day. Jokes include: flirting, self-deprecation, backhanded compliments, supplication and more! Come out and find out who goes to bed a winner and who sleeps on the couch! 100% of proceeds will be donated to the Epilepsy Foundation

About Grove 34

  • ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ All tickets are general admission. Seating is first come first serve. Doors typically open 15 mins prior to show time. ย **The show starts at the time listed. If you are not at the venue by the start of the show, we may release your tickets to the waitlist**
  • ๐Ÿš‡ N, Wย Trains to the Broadway stop. Alternate R, M to Steinway.
  • ๐Ÿš— Street Parking is available. Best meter spot (free after 7pm) on Broadway or 31st ST
  • ๐Ÿ’ต Refunds only available more than 7 days prior to show.
  • โ™ฟ Grove 34 is wheelchair accessible.
  • ๐Ÿบ Our bar serves beer, wine and alcoholic seltzers as well as several NA drinks. BYOB is allowed with a $25 corking fee. ย 
  • ๐ŸŽฅ Video recording of any kind is prohibited without the express permission of the performer. Photography is encouraged and feel free to tag us ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Event Description:

The Suited Groundhog presents a different take on Roast Rattle. Comics (many of them couples) compete over who can write the best crappy pickup lines in the spirit of Valentines Day
The Suited Groundhog presents a different take on Boast Rattle. Comics (many of them couples) compete over who can write the best crappy pickup lines in the spirit of Valentines Day. Jokes include: flirting, self-deprecation, backhanded compliments, supplication and more! Come out and find out who goes to bed a winner and who sleeps on the couch! 100% of proceeds will be donated to the Epilepsy Foundation